CoffeeWars VIII: Pre-Con Ranting

CoffeeWars VIII, and DefCon 15, are long over. Here's the results for Coffee Wars 8.

Wake up and smell the coffee war, people: DefCon 15 is just around the corner, and that means another edition of the world's best-known hacker coffee competition. Already, the frenzy has begun!

The Call For Beans has been announced. See you at Defcon (August 3-5, 2007).

Now's the time when you have an All-Inclusive Divine Excuse to unashamedly mingle with your own kind without having to shroud your activities under the shadow of the Evil Corporate Coffee Empire! Yes, now we caffeine fiends can gather without shame!

WHAT? You want a shot of espresso?! We got your shot right here, pal. This event ain't no freebie. If you want a cup, you gotta pony up. Coffee, that is. Whole bean. We're judging it all. The best, the strongest, the most caffeinated. You name it. ...but regular store-bought or corporate coffee trash will only earn a trashing.

You think you got what it takes? Then we'll take what you got! Bring your best beans and put 'em up for judgment by our over-qualified, over-caffeinated, (and over-rated) Coffee Wars judges and contestant panel! We keep hearing that someone else's beans are the best. Now it's time to prove it bean-to-bean!

"If kids today chose coffee over methadone, the world would be a far better and more productive place."
-AJ Rez

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