Rules For Coffee Wars
No cream -=- No sugar -=- Straight up
- Do NOT submit decaf.
- Do NOT submit flavored beans.
- Do NOT ask questions about registration, talks, schedule,
or anything not related to CoffeeWars:
KNOW... WE JUST WANT TO DRINK COFFEE. And vote on it. Oh,
yes. We will vote on it.
- If you do not enter any coffee, you are not guaranteed a
drink. We don't mind sharing, but the judges must be able to
do their jobs, after all, so you take your chances.
All are welcome (unless we really, really don't like you).
Bring your best java. You may bring a maximum of two entries.
There are no guarantees we will get to both, but we probably
will. Just make sure you note which one you want tested up
We (and by we I mean the Brewing Nazi, Shrdlu), will cook up
your coffee, and all who enter are welcome to rate the brew. A
form will be provided for each coffee, with several categories.
Each category will be a 1-10 scale, with 10 being the Holy God
Of Java, and 1 being Starbucks. Scores are averaged (high and
low thrown out, traditionally 5 judging sheet minimum are
required for a winning coffee to be considered).
The scoring fields....
- Bang for your Buck
Bang for your Buck is described as the following (the others
should be self explanatory): Each entry shall have its price per
pound listed, and as such, the masses shall determine if this
coffee is indeed worth its price tag.
Other than that, there's not much to it. Enjoy yourselves, get
wired, and may the best brew win.
Failing that, may the highest bribe to the judges win.
And of course, what Coffee Wars is complete without the
consequences of your rule-breaking?
Offense: What you have brought that we don't like.
Punishment: What Jay and his guns will do to you.
|Store Brand Coffee
||Lose one kneecap.
||Lose two kneecaps.
||Lose both kneecaps, come back after injuries have
healed. Lose both knees again.
||Please leave contact info for next of kin.
||Please leave home adresses for all known relatives.